From the Diary of Caryatid
I am afraid that my death has
had an ill-affect on Marcel. I must seek a monkey therapist to help him
cope with his breakdown. Although, since my resurrection, I feel that he
does not fully comprehend what has happened. I’m also beginning to
research spells and potions to grow him wings; he clearly needs more
liberation beyond his own Fez and toga. I think I'd also like to learn a
spell which will mute that dwarf who instigated that berserk Hippie
into a fit of unstoppable rage. Any attempt I made to diffuse that
situation only led to my demise.
Brother Chase is required to
report to the Lost Church of the Missing Light to complete some
paperwork and standardized testing. He has shared with me that he will
also be getting his highlights touched-up and take care of some basic
manscaping. I approve.
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